| Question | Answer | Comments | |
| A priori knowledge: yes or no? | Accept another alternative | | |
| Abstract objects: Platonism or nominalism? | Lean toward: Platonism | | |
| Aesthetic value: objective or subjective? | Accept an intermediate view | | |
| Analytic-synthetic distinction: yes or no? | Accept: no | | |
| Epistemic justification: internalism or externalism? | Insufficiently familiar with the issue | | |
| External world: idealism, skepticism, or non-skeptical realism? | There is no fact of the matter | | |
| Free will: compatibilism, libertarianism, or no free will? | Reject all | | |
| God: theism or atheism? | Accept: atheism | | |
| Knowledge: empiricism or rationalism? | Accept an intermediate view | | |
| Knowledge claims: contextualism, relativism, or invariantism? | Insufficiently familiar with the issue | | |
| Laws of nature: Humean or non-Humean? | Lean toward: non-Humean | | |
| Logic: classical or non-classical? | Lean toward: classical | | |
| Mental content: internalism or externalism? | The question is too unclear to answer | ..because what 'mental content' is is so hopelessly unclear. | |
| Meta-ethics: moral realism or moral anti-realism? | Accept an intermediate view | | |
| Metaphilosophy: naturalism or non-naturalism? | There is no fact of the matter | | |
| Mind: physicalism or non-physicalism? | The question is too unclear to answer | | |
| Moral judgment: cognitivism or non-cognitivism? | Accept an intermediate view | | |
| Moral motivation: internalism or externalism? | Accept both | | |
| Newcomb's problem: one box or two boxes? | Insufficiently familiar with the issue | | |
| Normative ethics: deontology, consequentialism, or virtue ethics? | Accept: virtue ethics | | |
| Perceptual experience: disjunctivism, qualia theory, representationalism, or sense-datum theory? | Lean toward: disjunctivism | | |
| Personal identity: biological view, psychological view, or further-fact view? | Accept more than one | | |
| Politics: communitarianism, egalitarianism, or libertarianism? | Lean toward: communitarianism | | |
| Proper names: Fregean or Millian? | There is no fact of the matter | | |
| Science: scientific realism or scientific anti-realism? | Accept an intermediate view | | |
| Teletransporter (new matter): survival or death? | Accept another alternative | It's survival but (as all science fiction authors clearly assume)survival with the same body; the fact that it is new matter is neither here nor there, any more than it is over 7 years. | |
| Time: A-theory or B-theory? | Insufficiently familiar with the issue | | |
| Trolley problem (five straight ahead, one on side track, turn requires switching, what ought one do?): switch or don't switch? | Lean toward: switch | | |
| Truth: correspondence, deflationary, or epistemic? | Reject all | | |
| Zombies: inconceivable, conceivable but not metaphysically possible, or metaphysically possible? | Other | an issue for idiots | |
