THE FAKE PHILOSOPHERS 1HEGEL Hegel was a bigmouth who wrote a lot of books saying nothing, just repeating what everybody knew or what the philosophers of the past had said, but disguising his lack of originality by devising a new, hegelian, technical, difficult language , only for the connoisseurs to understand. The worst foe of Hegel was Schopenhauer who, in their own time, denounced the emptiness of Hegel's books and Hegel's love for fame and for being named the official philosopher of Germany. The time has proven that Schopenhauer was right, there is nothing interesting in Hegel's books. 2-NIETZSCHE Nietzsche was a Germanic barbarian who, by fancies of history, lived amidst the romantic century, the XIX th century. He wanted a comeback of the Germanic warriors of the past, who were above good and bad, above ethics and laws, only following their own will and e desires, specially their desire for power. Nietzsche hated Christians as these ones helped the handicapped and sick and caused a lot of problems of conscience to the Germanic warriors, whom Nieztsche called supermen. All the thesis of Nieztsche come from the old germanic religion of Wotan and the Ragnarok, which Nietzche called the eternal return. Nietzsche prepared the way for the coming of the Nazis and he is responsible of the evils of the XX th century, but despite this fact, generation after generation, decade after decade, new fanatical of Nietzsche emerge at the departments of philosophy of the universities, they are a real plague as they don't accept that Nieztsche was a nazi and they love to read Nietzsche as a big romantic, singing for the freedom of the individual and they love too to read Nietzsche's books looking for hidden and difficult to catch meanings. Nieztsche has influenced not only the far-right people but the far-left people as well, believing this kind of nihilist that Nieztsche praised their thirst for freedom against the State and the laws. This same way other fanatical people has used Nieztsche, such the Catalan independent who think Nietzsche supports their fight for the independence as Nietzsche justifies everything in the name of the satisfaction of the individual or of a people. It is time that this worshipping of Nietzsche ends, he has caused a lot of evil in this World, due to his powerful writing which woes everybody. 3 – HEIDEGGER Heidegger followed the style of Hegel on disguising his lack of originality by inventing a difficult, technical language, but there is nothing in Heidegger's books, he says what everybody already knows but written with his own heideggerian language. A loss of time to study Heidegger. Most heideggerians lose their lives studying him, trying to find hidden meanings in his books. 4MARX Marx was a second rate philosopher, his writings on philosophy are just those of a student of first year at the university, such his " doctoral thesis" on Democritus and Epicurus, and he was only a very vulgar materialist. As an economist he is more interesting but very overrated by his followers who still abound despite the fact that after 150 years of Marxism , it has been proven that it is just a sort of dictatorship and that it doesn't work, but this is not a deterrent for his followers which insist on turning our countries into Marxist dictatorships, as we can see in Venezuela this days or in the Spanish parties CUP or Podemos. 5FREUD The philosophical writings of Freud are amateurish and there is nothing there to study, unless you are a fanatical of him. As a psychiatrist, he was rather a taleteller, inventing a lot of tales and turning mad a lot of his fanatical followers. Freud belongs to the past and those who insist on studying him are crazy. 6DARWIN Darwin was a mere collector of shells and fossils , never wrote on philosophy and his thesis were already known by the old Greek materialist philosophers. Darwinism is an old theory which belongs to the XIX th century and it has been replaced by Genetics, but there are still a lot of fanatical darwinist ruling the faculties of Biology all around. 7WITTGENSTEIN He was an amateur, lacking in training in phisolophy, and his notebooks are just a bunch of childish thoughts without interest. Nobody understands why Wittgenstein is so important in the Anglo-Saxon countries, perhaps because he was gay, aristocrat, handsome and with an aura of mysticism. Or perhaps because there is a lack of a major philosopher in those countries and they need Wittgenstein to boast of someone. His "Tractatus" is a repetition of Stoic concepts on the Logic order of the World and there is nothing more there. 8 – NEOPOSITIVIST In the Anglo-saxon countries, almost all the philosophy is neopositivist. The neopositivism is just the need to justify our current system, technocratic as it is and ruled by the scientists and the engineers. There is no other meaning of neoposivism. We include here the philosophy of mind ( philosophy of psychology) which tries to justify the existence of the current psychology with all its shallowness. There is too philosophy of contemporary ethics which is another trying of the neopositivist to justify the current individualist, utilitarian man, with bad philosophers such Rawls and Macintyre which pose as important when they are just third rate philosophers. There is too the philosophy of contemporary logics, which has no philosophy at all, being just a lot of logical developments which follow the fancies of the logical proposer. The same with philosophy of language and other neopositivist fields. They have nothing to do with real philosophy but they control most of the Anglo-Saxon universities and departments of philosophy. 9 – POSMODERNISM Derrida, Deleuze and other pseudo-philosophers got a lot of fame in the 80's selling this rubbish to the people, they did just a vulgar interpretation of the quantum physics, forcing the people to act like subatomic particles, fanciful, impossible to trace, being here and there at the same time, illogical, irrational, meaningless. But men are not subatomic particles. Now the time of postmodernism is gone, God thanks. So we have described 10 cases of fake philosophers who have hurt a lot the real philosophy and who still hurt those dumb students of philosophy who fall into their claws. You know now , if you insist on losing your life studying those fake philosophers it is because you are stupid. This picture at facebook shows how still today the fanaticals of Nietzsche, Hegel, and the others justify their idols by saying that they had been " misunderstood" and poorly read. False: Nietzsche was behind nazism, Hegel behind the GERMAN KAISER, Marx behind Stalin, and even Aristotle was behind Alexander's imperialism.